Every brand score is calculated from real community discussions using sentiment analysis — not paid reviews or manufacturer marketing. Each brand's rating (0–100) reflects the ratio of positive to negative mentions across all its products, weighted by volume so brands with more data carry greater statistical reliability.

Rankings update nightly as new community posts are processed. Only brands with 15 or more community mentions receive a score.

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How this ranking works

Community posts are tagged by product and brand using a curated tag dictionary. Each tagged post chunk is classified as positive, neutral, or negative using pre-computed sentiment values stored in the database.

A brand's raw sentiment score is calculated as (positive chunks − negative chunks) / total unique chunks, yielding a value from −1 (all negative) to +1 (all positive).

Scores are then adjusted with a logarithmic volume boost — brands backed by more community data score slightly higher when sentiment is equal — and converted to a 0–100 scale using a percentile power curve (exponent 0.7, clamped between 10 and 95). A minimum of 15 tag matches is required before a score is published.

This is the same methodology used for individual product ratings. See individual brand pages for per-product breakdowns.

Brand Rankings

Last updated: 2026-03-01

28 brands
Rank Brand Score Mentions
1 Mature Metal
95.0
371
2 Evotion
95.0
347
3 Headzone Defense (HZD)
88.8
175
4 Badass Workroom (BAWR)
86.3
739
5 Carrara
74.9
290
6 Kink3D
74.1
380
7 Steelworxx
72.7
1120
8 Knick Knack
71.7
22
9 Holy Trainer
71.4
682
10 Red Chili
71.2
63
11 Fancysteel
67.7
196
12 Behind Barz
67.5
161
13 My-Steel
67.3
798
14 Neosteel
64.3
524
15 Latowski
63.9
728
16 Male Chastity Now (MCN)
62.6
56
17 House of Denial (HoD)
62.1
88
18 Comfyne
60.9
55
19 Fetish Felix
56.1
472
20 RoosterCage
55.7
120
21 Soulock
53.2
28
22 Bon4
51.6
187
23 MEO
50.7
299
24 CB-X
43.9
1988
25 Qiui
37.6
178
26 Birdlocked
37.4
318
27 Cocoon
33.3
35
28 Mystim
10.0
21

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