Latest update: Ratings Update April 17, 2026: Cobra BFG Soars, Cherry Keeper Shifts 2026-04-17

Every brand score is calculated from real community discussions using sentiment analysis — not paid reviews or manufacturer marketing. Each brand's rating (0–100) reflects the ratio of positive to negative mentions across all its products, weighted by volume so brands with more data carry greater statistical reliability.

Rankings update nightly as new community posts are processed. Only brands with 15 or more community mentions receive a score.

Real community discussions Updated nightly No paid placements
How this ranking works

Community posts are tagged by product and brand using a curated tag dictionary. Each tagged post chunk is classified as positive, neutral, or negative using pre-computed sentiment values stored in the database.

A brand's raw sentiment score is calculated as (positive chunks − negative chunks) / total unique chunks, yielding a value from −1 (all negative) to +1 (all positive).

Scores are then adjusted with a logarithmic volume boost — brands backed by more community data score slightly higher when sentiment is equal — and converted to a 0–100 scale using a percentile power curve (exponent 0.7, clamped between 10 and 95). A minimum of 15 tag matches is required before a score is published.

This is the same methodology used for individual product ratings. See individual brand pages for per-product breakdowns.

Brand Rankings

Last updated: 2026-04-15

30 brands
Rank Brand Score Trend Mentions
1 Mature Metal
95.0
444
2 Evotion
94.9
416
3 Headzone Defense (HZD)
91.6
-0.1 190
4 Badass Workroom (BAWR)
89.1
1012
5 Carrara
77.3
294
6 Steelworxx
74.6
1148
7 Male Chastity Now (MCN)
73.9
90
8 Cherry Keeper
73.6
-0.8 571
9 Red Chili
73.6
71
10 Knick Knack
73.5
22
11 Kink3D
72.3
-0.7 551
12 Behind Barz
69.8
172
13 Holy Trainer
69.6
821
14 Fancysteel
69.3
196
15 My-Steel
68.9
798
16 House of Denial (HoD)
67.5
115
17 Soulock
66.7
71
18 Neosteel
65.7
525
19 Latowski
65.5
728
20 Comfyne
63.6
57
21 RoosterCage
58.7
122
22 Fetish Felix
57.5
472
23 Bon4
55.9
195
24 MEO
52.0
307
25 CB-X
47.4
2215
26 Passion Project Toys
47.1
18
27 Birdlocked
38.1
320
28 Qiui
37.5
180
29 Cocoon
34.1
35
30 Mystim
10.0
21

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