Latest update: Ratings Update June 2, 2026: Escape-Proof Device Soars, Soulock Falls 2026-06-02

Every brand score is calculated from real community discussions using sentiment analysis — not paid reviews or manufacturer marketing. Each brand's rating (0–100) reflects the ratio of positive to negative mentions across all its products, weighted by volume so brands with more data carry greater statistical reliability.

Rankings update nightly as new community posts are processed. Only brands with 15 or more community mentions receive a score.

Real community discussions Updated nightly No paid placements
How this ranking works

Community posts are tagged by product and brand using a curated tag dictionary. Each tagged post chunk is classified as positive, neutral, or negative using pre-computed sentiment values stored in the database.

A brand's raw sentiment score is calculated as (positive chunks − negative chunks) / total unique chunks, yielding a value from −1 (all negative) to +1 (all positive).

Scores are then adjusted with a logarithmic volume boost — brands backed by more community data score slightly higher when sentiment is equal — and converted to a 0–100 scale using a percentile power curve (exponent 0.7, clamped between 10 and 95). A minimum of 15 tag matches is required before a score is published.

This is the same methodology used for individual product ratings. See individual brand pages for per-product breakdowns.

Brand Rankings

Last updated: 2026-06-02

36 brands
Rank Brand Score Trend Mentions
1 Headzone Defense (HZD)
95.0
397
2 Male Chastity Now (MCN)
94.9
483
3 Mature Metal
93.5
-0.2 1543
4 Evotion
92.3
-0.2 875
5 Badass Workroom (BAWR)
89.2
-0.1 1062
6 Red Chili
82.9
-0.2 111
7 Blackout
79.9
-0.1 271
8 Steelwerks Extreme
78.5
-0.2 112
9 Carrara
77.8
-0.1 294
10 Kink3D
77.0
-0.2 1230
11 House of Denial (HoD)
76.2
-0.2 324
12 Steelworxx
76.2
-0.1 2440
13 Knick Knack
73.9
-0.2 22
14 Cherry Keeper
73.3
-0.1 737
15 Comfyne
72.6
-0.1 83
16 Behind Barz
71.3
-0.2 183
17 Soulock
70.4
+1.1 85
18 My-Steel
69.6
-0.1 907
19 Fancysteel
69.5
-0.1 197
20 Latowski
65.9
-0.1 728
21 Neosteel
65.6
-0.2 540
22 Holy Trainer
63.2
-0.1 1107
23 Ternence
59.8
-1.0 204
24 RoosterCage
59.1
-0.1 122
25 Bon4
58.4
-0.2 292
26 Fetish Felix
57.9
-0.1 472
27 Happygo
55.7
-0.1 192
28 MEO
51.9
-0.1 311
29 Cupcage
49.6
-0.1 19
30 Passion Project Toys
49.6
-0.1 36
31 CB-X
47.6
-0.1 2563
32 Birdlocked
36.8
330
33 Cocoon
34.4
35
34 Qiui
32.9
-0.1 370
35 Locked in Lust
15.2
85
36 Mystim
10.0
21

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